Midway confirmed today that Sonjay Dutt, the "Original Playa from the Himalayas", will be appearing in the upcoming TNA Impact, alongside cultural revolutionaries such as Sharkboy. He will also be sporting a pretty pink tambourine, apparently, which appeals to every last one of my machismo sensibilities.

First of all, he's not from the Himalayas, he was born in the USA from Indian parents. So take that. Secondly, I will not accept any sort of Hindu fighter in my games unless their limbs stretch across the screen and they have the ability to breathe fire with the power of Yoga. It just won't be realistic otherwise.