Would you kindly buy this game on October 21st? HAHA, SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! LAWL!!
God dammit! No, no more from you people! Go back to your caves!
Yes, we know, shocker of the year.
For all I care, they could yell "TOASTY" over and over and it would make the damn thing worth a listen.
Crash cars, blow stuff up, make families have to go to funerals. Hope you feel proud, jackass.
An exciting prospect for gamers with really bushy beards.
Like a cross between Sudeki and... Who am I kidding, this looks like Sudeki.
Finally, I always wanted to beat someone up dressed like a Hare Krishna.
Oh, wait.
Results: Over 99% of developers are not John Romero.
Breaking News: Heath Ledger is still dead.
No word yet on whether or not Hitler's head explodes in 3D.
Insert steroids/spousal abuse/murder NFL joke here.
I can't think of a witty byline about texturing.
It's okay to get drunk and spit roast a hooker, Jimmy, as long as you're not just pretending to.
Plus a whole clusterf&@k of musicians to appear in the game. No word on any ant-snorting/piss-drinking/dove/bat-decapitating minigames, though.
Mitch Hedberg is still dead, though. Where's the justice?
Still pissed off about no playable Jar-Jar, that would have rocked so much ass.
God dammit, I hate having to make news posts with umlauts.
Still beat out by Miley Cyrus this week, but game music has a longer shelf life than 4 or 5 porn--riddled years anyways.
Fun trivia from the studio that showed you Disney villians dying horrible deaths while you were at a tender, impressionable age
I Write News Posts Not Tragedies. Oh my god, I can't believe I wrote that, I deserve only death.
We win, neener neener neener, Jack Thompson is still a blowhard.
In other news, I bought a miniature Power Ranger from a capsule vending machine for 50 cents. He goes pew pew pew!
Featuring musicians who wear far, far too much eyeliner.
Another tactical RPG. If you read this post, you have no right to bitch later.
Because the PS2 doesn't have enough JRPGs.
If Rock Band offers it, why can't Guitar Hero?
Itty bitty players, itty bitty game. Habeeb it!